It’s back!
Our most popular feature of the year, the best fantasy football team name contest, is back again starting today. You always know football season is right around the corner when we start this contest. It’s like clock work, people.
Drop your best fantasy football team names for 2012 in the comments below for your chance to win this year.
There are some great prizes up for grabs for the winner. Thanks to all who have pitched in so far and hopefully we will add more to the list by the time to contest ends. Prizes so far:
- Mardi Gras prize pack from The Hazean
- $25 of gear from Fleaflicker for the winner, $15 for the runner-up
- Free t-shirt from Fantasy Loudmouth
- 1 year subscription to the Dominator Package from Fantasy Knuckleheads
If you haven’t already, start brain-storming those team names. Winner gets all of the above (and hopefully more by the end of the contest). We’ll take submissions throughout the month of July and start the voting process in August.
This year’s contest is brought to you by the guys from Fleaflicker. Don’t forget to play free fantasy football and set your league up at Fleaflicker this season.
Good luck!
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The MonSTARS
Sandusky’s Tight Ends
The Boston TE Party
Kibbles N’ Vicks
Some of my past ones include
Kibbles N Vicks
Pimpin Ain’t Breesy
Forsett Down Her Throat
The Fear Boners
The Anticiperections
Arian Nation (named after Arian Foster. I’m not a Nazi, just to be clear)
do us a favre and retire
Blackmon Begins
Calvin’s Johnson
(From my wife)
“Clay’s Anatomy”
Well since I’m a Redskins fan I always try to go with Redskins themed names.
Past 3 seasons:
Release the K “RAK” EN (Brian Orakpo goes by ‘Rak)
Beck is So Deck
And then this years: You had me at Helu.
The Hymen Trophy Winners
Bess the Internet Receiver.
I plan on getting Davone Bess if I can. This is my emblem: http://2000clicks.com/links/g/BessLogo.gif
Just a few:
Who Shiancoe’d Aldon Smith?
Bush isn’t my Forte
Mikel row your boat Leshoure
Skip (minicamp) to my Jones-Drew
The Fear Tebowners
The Fairly Rapey Weasels
Four Scores and 7 yards to go
Driving While Blackmon
Addai’dmypubesforthis?
Touchdown my Pants
Sandusky tickle monsters
Roughing the Cunt-er
4th and Schlong
The Meat Tweeters
Sanchez TeBlows
Here’s a few…
The Fantastic Mr. Sarcastic!
Burman’s Backbackbackback on ESPN
Step Daddies
Turf Toe Ho
McFadden into the Sunset
Felix B Jonesin’
Hillis – The OTHER Peyton
Cruzin On A Sunday Afternoon
Bounty – The Quicker Motivatier-upper
Saint Gunna Be No Mo’ Bounties
If I think of more, I’ll post’em.
Hawgman
Breesus, King of the Drews
My Little Richardson Weed.en Brady Gaga
The Dark Tebow Rises
Peyton’s Place
Throw mama from the Cowboys
Julio Where Rt Thou?
Trent Will Make You Richer Son
Dez You Slap My mama?
1. Never Dezrespect Your Mother
2. This ought to be a Brees
3. Dezceptacons
4. Too much Moss on my Crabtree
5. Mossman Phophecies
6. Marshaw Matters Slim Shady
7. Scam Newton
8. Brady loves a good Tightend
9. Driver ousted by a full Nelson
10. The Britt hit the Fan
Good Vil Hunting
Chad lost his Johnson
Cant Ringer with No Johnson
Bounty Hunter
A Mike Goodson-Bill Todman Production
Team Name – Dez Your Mom Like It
The Worthless Burgers
I call it The WB for short…
Goodell’s Angels
Cat Box Nuggets
Dez’ignated Hitters
Two Titles R Twice as Rice
99 Problems But a Britt Aint 1
Straight Cash Homey
Dezzing Under the Influ-Lynch
I Get Percy Every Sunday
The Big Tebowski
I’m Fairley Leshoure That I’m Not High
Here’s my team name: Saint Boba Fett
Nice Brees on my Fleener
1.) 50 Shades of Ray
2.) If FF was easy, it be called your mom
What a McCluster F#ck!!!
Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
Garcon, coffee
Winner Stank (watch this if you don’t get it http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8158176 )
Helu, is it me you’re looking for?
More Cushing for the Pushing
Keep up the great tips you provide through THE HAZEAN! My entry is “Shanahan’s Helu-cinations”
Jamaal Me Maybe
1. Not Guts, No Glory Hole
2. Back That Asomugha Up
3. A Blackmon Stole My Marcedes
My league name is def the first one and my team name for another. Like Jerry Jones said, “I want me some glory hole!”.
Wow, big time typing fail. #1 is obviously supposed to read: “No Guts, No Glory Hole”. Thanks for understanding.
Call me Brady
Sombrady That I Used to Know
Here are few others I came up with:
Double Hamroethlisberger with Cheese
The Black Eyed Brees
Shindler’s Hitlist (New Orlean’s Saints Reference of course)
Forte’s & Shorties
FORTE Shades Of Grey!
Team name is:
Forte Inch Fleener
Breaston Plants
2 Legit 2 Britt
Slob on my Kolb
Team name: Finke is Einhorn!
Finkle is Einhorn!
Mispelled on comment 6708
I have Peyton Manning, Darren McFadden, Big Ben, and Megatron. My team name is Mega Mc Manning Berger.
My Medulla Amendola
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