
2012 BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAME CONTEST DETAILS!
It’s July, which usually means football season is right around the corner. Unfortunately this summer, that still remains an uncertainty.
While the NFL lockout continues to dampen the spirits of football fans by threatening the chance of NFL football this fall, teams and players continue to prepare as if there will be a normal NFL season. So, too, should fantasy owners.
And that preparation always starts with coming up with the best fantasy football team names.
So we being our annual best fantasy football team name contest here in the month of July for those of you eagerly anticipating the 2011 fantasy football season. Even if you are pessimistic about the chances there will be a full slate of football this year, you still can win a Mardi Gras prize pack from The Hazean for your best fantasy football team names.
And if that is not enough motivation for you, Art of the Fan has teamed up with The Hazean this month and will be pitching in a free t-shirt to the winner of the contest.
But there’s more!
The guys from Fantasy Football Xtreme have agreed to throw in one of their draft kit subscriptions to the winner of this month’s contest. Sounds like a powerful tool:
Fantasy Football Xtreme Draft Kit
What’s Inside?
- Full-Season Projections
- PPR Cheat Sheets (Dynasty & Redraft)
- PPR Top 400 (Dynasty & Redraft)
- Team by Team Previews
- Breakout Candidates
- Bust Candidates
- Sleeper Candidates
- IDP Cheat Sheet (Dynasty & Redraft)
- Auction Value Rankings
- Expert Mock Drafts with Commentary
- & More
And finally, one more thing to give away this year: Fantasy Knuckleheads is sponsoring our best fantasy football team name contest. The winner will receive season long access to their Fantasy Football Draft and In-season Package.
So make your team names funny, clever, insulting, degrading, political, whatever you want and drop them in the comments below. At the end of the month, I will compile the best of the submissions and have the readers vote.
Good luck!
Here are today’s great reads:
- If you are thinking of a new and clever way to host your fantasy football drafts online, consider Google’s new social network Google+. While it might not be ready in time for this season, its multi-user web chat would be perfect for live drafts. [The Fantasy Football Geek Blog]
- Best place to start your fantasy football research for the 2011 season? Rookies. Especially rookie running backs. And one of the most interesting of these is Mark Ingram in New Orleans, who should get plenty of opportunities to be the team’s featured goal line runner. [Roto Arcade]
- Running back heavy in today’s hot reads, which makes sense — running backs are the prime position in fantasy football. Big question for 2011: How will Arian Foster improve upon his 2010 season? Is that even possible, or should fantasy owners expect some kind of regress? [The Fifth Down]
- Terrell Owens tore his ACL this offseason, perhaps while filming a new reality TV show. Could this be the end of the TO show in the National Football League? [Shutdown Corner]
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I liked my team name so much last year that I think I’ll be recycling it again for 2011 – Golden Taint.
G-String Shivers =)
Tried and true baby!
Best team name ever: Sickfreak & ‘Roid
TEAM NAME CONTEST:
*DESPERATE HOUSEFLIES
*BLUNT FARCE DRAMA
*FUG SMUCKERS
TEAM NAME CONTEST………………SHEET HEADS…..
Best Team Name of 2010 – “This is a McCluster Funk”. It is very applicable to the “billionaires vs millionaires” situation we are living through now.
My team’s name is “The Venomous Ducks”
I’ll try to think of a few more and post them later in the month. Thanks for a great website and the t-shirt!
Hawgman
Here’s a few team names for you:
Jamaal Charles In Charge
Favre Dollar Footlongs
The Sea Spiders
Lockouts are for Losers
Foster: Texas Runner
MJD: The Champagne of Backs
My Johnson + Her Bush = A Crabtree
CharlieBatchAllUpInUrMomSnatch
Liquor Pos’se
Always a Classic:
Touched By Goddell’s Suspension
all mine… The Big Tebowski
tittsburgh feelers
Been using it for years:
Quadriplegic Long Jumpers
Best team name – Sloppy Posse
Ben There Raped That
Ben Rapelisberger All Pro Ho’s
Revis Christ and The Appostles
PlaxidentlyShotMyself
Player driven name: Dezzy does Dallas
Quiet intimidation: Stew Scott’s Eye
CamelTurfToe
“The Moist Posse”
I switched mine in the middle of last year given the headlines, but here is my favorite team name:
Brett Favre’s Crocs & Socks
My fantasy football team name this year: The Flaming Manholes
Victorious Secret
(A put a victoria’s secret picture as your avitar).
kevin mchale’s armpit hair
Natural Pair
The Jerry Jonestown Massacre
You Shouldn’t Drink BeHines the Wheel
I forgot about this one!
McKinney & Raji Eat White Cassell
Marion the Barber Beefcake
Dude Looks Like a Brady
Queen Amendola
Dixon Your Mouth
I had to change my team name last year due to injuries and benching:
Slob on my Kolb
The Ron Mexico Experience
Kicking Asomugha Taking Nmadis
D.U.Hines
Try some of these on for size….
* Bee Double-E Double-R-U-N
* Crazy Charlie’s WINNING Attitude
* The Vagitarians
* Short Bus VIP’s
* Kneel Before Zod!
* Gym/Tan/Laundry
* The Dead Pixels
* Puttin’ Baby In The Corner
I’m a fantasy geek, so my team name is Gondors Elves
Mendenhally Rasharded
Ben’d over Romosexual
Here’s some “crappy” ones…
* Gettin’ All My Poop Inna Group
* May Cause Anal Seepage
* Sonic Feces
* Muy Caca
Hakeem Nicks and Bruises
Manning the Forte
Kolb Salad
John Tucker must Addai
Foster Holmes
Ingram Toenail
Stump the Schaub
Fantasy Football Team Name: Me Lovie Longtime
Sons of AnArchie
Sons of AnArchie
Also made a logo for it: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RI4-rGB9tg8/Tie8XJ3LN9I/AAAAAAAAAB0/9Aoq3uhMZXE/s640/SonsOfAnArchie.gif
Hines Your Kids, Hines Your Wife
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CDv0_bIheTc/TihkKj8LFiI/AAAAAAAAACA/I-BiYksl6_s/s512/HinesUrKids.gif
Winner- Brady Gaga
Winner- Brady Gaga
Favre from Gone
Fightning Quakers
“Carpet Surfin’ Lizards”
“The Redshins”
“The Good’ell Days”
“Rock Out with your Lockout”
Reggie’s Bush
Show Me Your TDs!
The Fake Chowboys
Team name……kicker in the uprights
Big ole t.d’s and a long snapper
Here is mine:
Young ConVicks
Money for Nothin’ Hakeem Nicks for Free.
Romo Phobic
Come on. These names are terrible. ConVicks??? Lame. Romosexual Tendencies? That was cool 2 years ago. My team this year….
…the JonBenet Rams.
i have come up with several so far this year and one from last year
DexterMcClusterfu**
Suck My Ditka
MichaelIrvinsGayBrother
Palmers401K
DearGlabby
BlameItOnTheWayne
Suck DEZ nuts you ROMO
Flacco Seagulls
Here is mine for this year:
If you don’t fight Fairley, you might get Suh’d
The Arian Race
My name (since I’m a Vikings fan, and occasionally like to smoke weed) sincethe Vikes picked Percy Harvin has been
“Puffin Wit Percy”
made this before the draft and missed out of him by one pick…still deciding if i should keep it.
“Waka Flacco Flame”
Favre Dollar Footlong
Julio Jones’n for a Nice Cold Matty Ice
Well last year I was the Blood Belching Vaginas and this year I needed something a bit more profound so I went with a symbol.
Team name:
8=====D~~~
It says it all without saying anything at all.
Hotdog Down A Dante Hallway
Percy money weed
Since I hate the Bears with every fiber of my being, I went with ‘Mom..Dad….I’m Jay.’ I almost went with ‘The Tolbert Report’ since I have Mike Tolbert.
Drafted AJ Green, Philip Rivers, CJ Spiller
Green River Spiller (the serial killer)
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
BigBen- 2 rings 2 rapes
Also, “the hyphenids” and drafted BJGE, MJD, Larod Stevens-Howling, Sims-Walker,etc
How bout this…
Big (.)(.)’s
or
(.)i(.)
Any thoughts?
first down syndrome
Justin Blackmon’s Liver
jets for jesus
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