
You know fantasy football season is about to start when the search phrase “best fantasy football team names” starts driving boat loads of traffic to your website.
So when I started seeing The Hazean’s numbers climb as the summer months approached, it was just a gentle reminder that we all are about to begin another fake football journey together. And the one thing we love almost as much as draft day itself is our fantasy football team names.
Even more than that, we love sharing our best fantasy football team names with others.
So this, The Hazean’s Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest, is back again this summer for you — the fantasy owners out there — to share your best and brightest team names with the rest of our readers. I am expecting a heavy dose of Ben Roethlisberger-related team names this summer, so make sure to make your submissions as funny, thoughtful and as original as possible. Otherwise, it will be just another face in the crowd.
At the end of the month I will select the 10 best names for the month and let you guys vote on the best name for the month of August. When the month ends, we will have a run-0ff between July’s winner and this month’s winner.
July’s winner can be seen here.
Last summer’s winners can be found below:
- June 2009 best fantasy football team name: Romo Sexual
- July 2009 best fantasy football team name: Forgetting Brandon Marshall
- August 2009 best fantasy football team name: Kendra’s Fun Basketts
Drop your best fantasy football team names in the comments below so we can get fantasy football season started, already!









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Cry Me a Weaver or F@@@ thIs, I’m Quentin!
Rear Admirals (name of a gay Managers team)
My fave: Belichick Magnets
Screaming Pants
Too Favre Gone
I am a Skins fan…with the departure of embarrassment and Jim Zorn….my fantasy football name for this year is “No Longer Forzorn”
This is my virgin season with a fantasy football leaque…
And as the only female in the league I decided on the following team name:
“The Vagina MonoHowieLongs….”
I’ve been known to change my FF team names often. Here are my top 3 over the course of the last decade that have served me well:
1. The Screaming Merkins
2. The Oxnard Frotteurs
3. The Royal Ampersands
Napoleon BonerParty
Glen Coffee’s Congregation
I have a few good ones…i think….
1. Live Free or Addai Hard
2. The 40 yr old Veteran
3. RexclosedReevisIsland
4. CP9 & LocoOcho’s
5. OchoPsycho_y_OchocEmo
Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe
“A Long Farve’n Way”
“You’re Farve’n Old”
“Rice’s Hip”
“Channel Farve Eye Witness Weather”
“Farveth & Long”
This is a McCluster Funk
Vicktimized
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