You know fantasy football season is about to start when the search phrase “best fantasy football team names” starts driving boat loads of traffic to your website.
So when I started seeing The Hazean’s numbers climb as the summer months approached, it was just a gentle reminder that we all are about to begin another fake football journey together. And the one thing we love almost as much as draft day itself is our fantasy football team names.
Even more than that, we love sharing our best fantasy football team names with others.
So this, The Hazean’s Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest, is back again this summer for you — the fantasy owners out there — to share your best and brightest team names with the rest of our readers. I am expecting a heavy dose of Ben Roethlisberger-related team names this summer, so make sure to make your submissions as funny, thoughtful and as original as possible. Otherwise, it will be just another face in the crowd.
At the end of the month I will select the 10 best names for the month and let you guys vote on the best name for the month of July. In August, we will run another best team name contest. And when both July and August have a champ, we will pit them head-to-head in a final challenge.
Last summer’s winners can be found below:
- June 2009 best fantasy football team name: Romo Sexual
- July 2009 best fantasy football team name: Forgetting Brandon Marshall
- August 2009 best fantasy football team name: Kendra’s Fun Basketts
Drop your best fantasy football team names in the comments below so we can get fantasy football season started, already!









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The Gigg (gangsta idiots gotta go)
1. Stormy Sunday
2. Scalded Dogs
3. Crosstown Traffic
1. BLUNT FARCE DRAMA
2. FROMUNDA CHEESEBALLS
3. SPANDEX BALLET
4. DARK TARRY STOOLS
5. H(*)(*)TERS
Roethlisberger: German for “Implied Consent”
Hailing from the Brass Nads division of the Senselessberger Fantasy Football League is…Wrecked ‘Em Sauce.
Kibbles ‘n Vicks
Vick in a Box
The Liquor Pos’se
Those names all suck, do you guys even get the premise of this contest?
How about SumwhereOvaDwayneBowe
Joe Montana’s Shape Ups.
4th and Schlong
Mel Kiper’s Best Available
Scoregasm
The Raging Haboobs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haboob
Steve McNair’s Shotgun Formation
Get The Poison Out
Jamarcus Loves Purple Drank
iPhone 4, Bills 0
Purple Drank All Stars
WWJD – What Would JaMarcus Drink
JaMarcus’s Bronchitis
Lean JaMarcus Russell (who’d of thought you’d ever see an article with those two things in the same paragraph)
Nudes of Favre
The Laker Girls
Show Us Your TD’s!!
PointSpreadEagle!
Dead Sea Squirrels (logo is an acorn with the features of a skull, with acorn cap on top of skull)
Forgetting Brandon Marshall (in reference to the movie, forgetting sarah marshall)
Half Fast Blasters
Jonathon “Mox” Moxon
Trojans Got Bushed
When Did I Eat Corn?
Big Al’s “Kemo” therapy
The Long Duck Dongs
good one jmo2299, I dont think anyone has thought of that one…….
Marion the Barber Beefcake
Royal with Cheese
Calvin’s Designer Genes
Orton Hears a Boo
Palmer Bush
Sticky Icky Woods
I Dont Have A.Toomer
Oops I Favred My Pants!
MarcBulger inmypants
Alpha Cocks
Al Davis Manifesto
Roethlisberger Sneak Attack
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men
Makin´throws, rapin´hoes (if, and only if, you draft ben roethlisberger)
Warner before you Faulk her.
Put a Tiger in your Skank
Oops I did it Ted Ginn
Garçon With The Wind
Ditka Does Dallas
STOLIS STUDS/CANABIS BUDS
You’re Faulk Ginn Dunn!
Y’all go vote!
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