2012 BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAME CONTEST DETAILS!
When it came to fantasy football team names last summer, Brett Favre, Michael Vick and Pacman Jones were three of the more common references.
It appears, at least preliminarily, that Favre and Vick will again serve as suitable themes for the fantasy football public.
Boring.
Time for something new. Hit us up with your best fantasy football team name to date in the comments below. The best names will be chosen for a poll at the end of the month to be voted upon by your peers.
Nothing wrong with clever, new Vick/Favre references but the theme is close to being moldy. Rather than push it over the edge, try something new. Perhaps Ryan Leaf’s latest endeavors can serve as a muse, or Matt Leinart’s humorous flirtation with the world of MMA.
Looking forward to the submissions in this, the last ones accepted this summer. After this contest, the three winners will go head-to-head for best fantasy football team name of the summer. There may be a prize in the form of a t-shirt, but that still is in the works.
June’s best fantasy football team name: Romo Sexual
July’s best fantasy football team name: Forgetting Brandon Marshall
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I have 2:
In The Knowshon
or
I Knowshon I’m winning this league
my team names this year:
A Good Day to Addai
FavreFingrDeathPunch
Boldin the Beautiful
CalvinsDesignerGenes
Dante’s Driving School
and
McNair’s Shotgun Offense
its kind of cold hearted but this year im
Donte’s Drivers Ed
I’ve been using this one for years. Star Wars fans should get it…
The Scruffy Nerf-Herders
The Green Bowl Packers…
I’m a stoner, and it’s a themed league where you have to adopt a team already in existence and build off of their current roster.
Cable-Stitches
Andy’s Sons of Anarchy
My team names are all sexual innuendos. Here’s a few of my favorites:
Roughing the Pusser
A Blow to the Head
Jam the Slot
Bump & Run (aka rape)
Named after my starting Qb Aaron Rodgers
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Kendra’s Fun Basketts
It’s got to be “The McNair Affair” right?
Buffalo Lynch-less Mob
Denver Fire Marshalls
Deadliest Catch: Fishing for Crabtree
honoring the finest orange-hued, cigar chain-smoking, pork chop lovin’, draft pick givin’ away coach of all time…
“GET OFF MY DITKA”
or, the old backup
“KISS MY BUT-KUS”
Favre’s Lonely Tractor
or
Brees-y like Sunday Morning
or
Palmer? I Hardly Know Her
or
Maclin Cheese
14 going on Forte
My Fantasy Football team name is
“Unnecessary Handcuff” with a picture of Paris Hilton crying with Handcuffs on.
You know this was mentioned by Andy Behrens on Yahoo?! Not bad recognition there, huh?
Esteban Ochocinco
or
Stafford Infection
or
Big Ben’s TV Repair
or
Breaston Show
Colston Hakeemeries (got to have them both I guess)
CarniGores
Smittin’ with Witten
If I Were McCoy
crap I just wasted my time.
Kendra’s Fun Baskett’s is too funny.
Although, then you’d have to draft Hank Baskett
Pitino’s Coat-Hanger
Surely that’s gotta be it… basketball, I know… but still.
Santa brought Ochocinco Coles
Got Rice B*tch?
Matt Jones loves Earnest’s Graham
This one deservies its own submission …
Keeping up with Reggie’s Bushes
Any Old School fans out there?
Frank the Tank (Frank Gore)
Another favorite
Your mom is a wide receiver
My team name is “Burnt Waffles”.
Why, you ask? Because I’m ssssmokin’ on the gridiron.
The two I am using:
Cialis Seahawks
Mc Nair Way 2 Heaven
After previous years of names including Team Bukkake and Toxic Megacolon, my team this year has been christened Fistula Ice Cream
For those few Darius Heyward-Bey fans out there:
Inglorious Bey-stards.
Watchin Erin Andrews
18 and Leaf to go
I named one Favre From Over a few weeks ago, and I feel pretty well vindicated.
Some others: Norvcompoop, Plaxiconvict, and Romosexual.
I’ll be stealing “Palmer? I hardly know her.” Like, at once.
my FFB name is BenRapedHerBerger
My team name last year was the “Cathouse Harlots” and each week it featured a different beautiful sexy Avatar girl
Tough ( . )( . )ies
My fantasy team name…
The Tampa Bay Breezes
OR
M.T.O – Michael Turner Overdrive
Bernie-Aid ’09
He’s broke people, help him out a little.
HATE IT AGAIN SPORTS
Trade in your used sports equipment for nothing.
Also :
Monster Squad “OchoCinco’s got nards”
The Illegal Leopards (you HAVE to draft Santonio Holmes, Holmes. Or Preist Holmes)
or my Buddys FUCK YO COUCH “Buy another one you rich mother fucker”
Key Westbrook?
I have two. In the one league I’m “Touch Down Syndrome”, and in the other league I’m “AIDS – because nobody beats AIDS.”
Our league prides itself on the fantasy team names, and this year, there are some stellar ones:
Mario Reyes Was Offsides
My Blindside is sOher
Donte’s Peak B.A.L.
So Big I Cant Fitz
The NFL on THC
Harem McNair
Tops….
Chuck U. Farlie!!!!
Although McNair-way to heaven made me spit milk out of my nose.
Saints Drop a Deuce
Here’s a few:
Mark’s Dirty Sanchez
Camel Turf Toe
Ben Rapelisberger
My Ditka in her Butkus
One last one:
erin andrews hotel concierge
Cable bumaye!
NakedErinAndrews
As in my team will be hotter than a Naked Erin Andrews
Sean Penn State
After last year’s performance
Sleepers R My Forte
Saints fans rejoice…. for “The Sharper Image”
Orton Hears a Who
Specks floating by screaming “Help me!” could explain the interceptions.
“Flick the Beanie Wells”
My team name is BenRapedHerBurger
G-string Shiver =)
i got couple
WD-Forte
2 Mannings 1 Cup
Breaston Plants
Vick in a box
I love Witten No Romo
TequilaSlammer
and
AndreSmith’sUdders
I use
Tony U Homo
Stoned Cold
Dirty Plaxicans
Carnage Guisada
The Hillis Have Eyes
McClusterfuck
Use them
i have a couple…
OMG, u killed Henne
not enough guts and Gore
go for Gould
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