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We do not have a fancy prize for the person with the funniest/cleverest/coolest fantasy football team name out there, but we want to know what you guys are naming your fantasy teams this year.
There always are great, witty fantasy football team names every season, and equally as great is the fodder that provides owners with team-name inspiration. Coming up with a clever or witty team name is one of my favorite things about fantasy football year after year.
While I usually go with something academic, geographic, thematic or from my favorite television show, musician, etc., there are plenty of other ways to go about naming a fantasy team. I want to know how you guys do it, and what you named your fantasy football team this season. Leave your submission in the comments, or send us an email.
We will browse through the submissions, probably select 10 or so, and then post a poll sometime next week to determine the winner. While we do not have a fancy, shiny prize to give out to the winner, at least you will know that you have the best team name ever.
My fantasy football team names this season:
- Kitsunegari: From Japanese, it literally means “Fox Hunt.” Stolen from my favorite television show, The X-Files.
- Massive Hits: Blaine inspired this one on the way to work one morning. Initially, we were referring to the blog getting a lot of traffic, but it sounded cool enough to me to be a fantasy team name.
- Happy Cake Oven: From Sealab 2021. “The secret ingredient is love, damnit.” Funny show.
- Scoober: I play in a league with several fellow ultimate frisbee players. Scoober is a term used for a trick throw. Nothing to see here.
- The Hazean (two leagues): Boring, I know. But I want people to know who I am, and where to find fantasy football info!
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I had a team a few years ago with Marc Bulger on it and called it “Bulgy Like a Moose”? (Super Troopers reference)
I’m the league comissioner, so my team name is naturally “The Comissionary Position”.
Hardcore Zorn (or Softcore Zorn for the more sensitive types)
If I get Joseph Addai, it’s automatically:
Addai for Ricky Martin
(Spoken aloud it sounds like “I’d die for Ricky Martin”
…and I would.)
I just have to use a ‘4′ instead of ‘four’ for Yahoo leagues.
I also have:
The Redeem Team
Victorious Secret
Sorry for the second post, but I obviously meant ‘4′ instead of ‘for’.
OCD…
Puppet Regime for obvious reasons
The Turd Ferguson’s
Josef Fritzl’s Cellar Dwellers
What to soon?
Children of the Zorn
Hedley Lamarr Voodoo
RIP Harvey Korman
1 Gloating Pr1ck
My Vick in a Box
Hit & Run (I am a Bills fan, so figure it out)
No Homo
Fulmer Ball
Fack the Patriots
Curveballs for Jesus (our blog)
Here are two of the best that my buddies came up with:
I Came I Saw I Conga
Suck My Ditka
And mxd737 … dang that’s funny
One of my teams is “Bush and Gore in 2008″
thanks to my ppr backfield of Reggie and Frank
Snakes on Reggie’s Wayne
kibbles’n'Vicks
Beer Bonging w/ Leinart
Cowboys Make it Rain
Al Sharpton’s Smooth Love Machine
Ron Mexico’s Rape Stand
“Happy Fun Ball”
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Three leagues:
Strong Like Bull
Giant Grandma Thunder Pants
Count Smackula
Dr. PPR
Great Orton’s Neckbeard!
After much thought my team name this year is…
Clap! Your hands Say: Urine Trouble.
I like it because it contains (1) shit talk to other teams (2) a Gonorrhea reference and (3) a great band reference.
The Wet Dream Team
and in case that’s too vulgar…
No Punt Intended
or
Better Than XFL
My favorite team name from this year for me is “Brett Favre’s Wrangler Jeans” and of course I have Brett Favre at the helm.
one of my fav’s from a couple years ago in our league was “Shakira’s Bike Seat”
Mine is a play on the penalty….
Intentional Groping
I just came up with this one, while looking at my roster.
My #2 RB is Marshawn Lynch so I made my team name:
You Got Lynched
I wanted “You Gonna Get Lynched” but it was 1 character too long :(
Orton Hears A Boo
how about “Show me ya TD’s”
Smokin’ hash Mark’s
Ed Hochuli Mancrush
Big Knee Grow Lips
Viagra Overdose
REO Teabaggin’
My faves:
Drunk Monkeys
Messin’ with Sasquatch
Californicators
That’s Not My Finger
Tea Baggin’
Pull My Finger
My Balls on Your Chin
Oliver TD’s
EluKTi hi! how you doin?
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